Offside! New
The frame freezes the moment the ball is played. Drag the line to the second-last defender and make the call. Five frames a day, and the level-with-the-defender ones will get you.
Play Offside! →Three daily brain games for anyone who argues about football, a weekly quiz, a coach RPG, an arcade match, a retro fruit machine, a football poker table, a Dutch klaverjas table and a hundred brainteasers. No account, no download, they all run in this browser.
New every day, two minutes each, share your grid.
The frame freezes the moment the ball is played. Drag the line to the second-last defender and make the call. Five frames a day, and the level-with-the-defender ones will get you.
Play Offside! →Ten players, four quarters, seven shirts and a touchline full of parents counting minutes. Fit everyone in without breaking a rule. Harder than it looks at 8am on a Saturday.
Play Sub Shuffle →You are on the ball and three team-mates are shouting. One ball splits the press, one keeps possession and goes nowhere, one gets cut out. Pick, then see the numbers.
Play Find the Pass →For when you have more than two minutes.
Twenty questions on rules, tactics and history plus a golden bonus, 30 seconds each and points for speed. Everyone plays; sign in as a coach for XP, badges, streaks and the leaderboard.
Play the quiz →A retro coach life RPG. You start as a volunteer at a small club in Veldhaven with no budget and eleven opinions in the dressing room, and you build your legend from there.
Start Chapter 1 →Fast retro arcade football. Four outfielders and a keeper, you against the computer. Pick your rival, pick your corner and try to keep the lead in the last minute.
Kick off →A loving homage to the mid-80s Dutch club machines: three reels of football symbols, hold buttons, a club meter and the golden Kris Kras top game. Pretend points, free refills, dangerous nostalgia.
Play Pardaan 2026 →Three-handed Texas Hold'em with a football deck: balls, boots, gloves and shirts. Coach Vera waits all night for a hand, Coach Rico bids on everything. Play money transfer budget, nothing to buy.
Take a seat →The Dutch classic, four-handed: you and North against West and East. Pick Rotterdams or Amsterdams before the first card, then play sixteen boompjes with roem, stuk, pit and going nat. This one is in Dutch, because it belongs in Dutch.
Aan tafel →No football knowledge required at all. Open to everybody.
One hundred puzzles in five levels, from the bat and ball to the impossible puzzle. Logic, numbers, lateral thinking and practical problems. You type the answer - no multiple choice - and every puzzle has a hint and a full worked solution.
Start solving →Because the arguments on the touchline are always the same three: was he off, who plays the next quarter, and why did he not pass. These are those arguments, settled with a scoreboard.
Every game runs in the browser and stores your streak on your own device. No account, no cookies wall, no download. Works on a phone at half time.
When you are done playing: 625 drills, 50 free printables and a free coach app for your squad, sessions, line-ups and playing time.